February 2012
564 posts
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
to my friends: it is extremely awkward for me to offer a hug to anybody so if you’re going through a rough time and i’m looking at you and i look like i half want to cry and i look really worried with a little bit of sadness, know that that is when i would offer you a hug if i could and the fact that i’m not isn’t because i’m a heartless person but because i do care...
My debate coach: imagine yourself in your lowest place, the worst situation imaginable, that would be having me as a debate coach. all of you did must have like killed someone or stole or did something really bad in your past life to make this happen. and it's gonna happen again
“Education also seemed to be a trap. The little education I had allowed myself...”
– Charles Bukowski, Ham On Rye
how many times were you dropped as a baby to turn...
canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
My mom just told me that if I get a 4.5 gpa or above this semester, she’ll buy me a proper gaming laptop
wooooh no more 1.2 ghz for me
am i sufficiently motivated now? yes i am. watch out, ap classes. i’m gonna scoop out as much gpa boost from you as i possibly can
“You do not immortalize the lost by writing about them. Language buries, but does...”
– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
Words to keep inside your pocket:
Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful.
Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound.
Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling.
Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like.
Aubade - a song greeting the dawn.
Ephemeral - lasting a very short time.
Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal.
Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in sound.
Billet-doux - a love...
farisbueller:
felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
Should I point out the window?
Guy: You said capitalism is bad, where specifically has capitalism caused oppression.
Me: ...
Judge: ...
People in Iraq: ...
Impoverished in Africa: ...
Homeless on the streets of New York: ....
“When you don’t have many friends and you don’t have a social life you’re kind of...”
– Tim Burton
the awkward moment when your debate coach starts...
the other awkward moment when the “aff” in question doesn’t exist
and you realize how much he must want those magic beans
During school: "What day is it?" "Thursday, February 23, 2012"
Summer: "What day is it?" "Probably June"
“Do you take pride in your hurt? Does it make you seem large and tragic?”
– East of Eden
just went through a little childhood tv nostalgia and watched the theme songs of zoboomafoo and zoom and sagwa and out of the box and reading rainbow all that golden stuff
i just realized the old shows were really careful about their “racial diversity” and whatnot and there’s always bound to be an asian kid or a black kid with a lot of screen time, like the show is trying to...
Had another practice debate today. We were so, so much better this time around. Not perfect, but we managed to win over two out of two judges :) We’re improving, which is good to know, because it hit me today that state quals is in exactly 7 days. Let’s do this, partner.
